Gift Package: "Ultimate"
Let’s suppose you are a president or prime minister or king or something, and you want a really good kiss-and-make-up present for the head of state of a neighboring nation with which you’ve just had a war. This is perfect. And if I might make a suggestion—give me a heads up before you go to war.
This is not a last-minute, snag-it-on-the-way-home-from-work, Six-Day-War sort of a present. This is a Simón Espinal hat. Simón is the best weaver in the world. He weaves three hats per year. They are available by subscription.
Call your neighbor now. It is easier to ask a person’s hat size before you attack than after. Plan your campaign.
A Simón Espinal hat is the perfect gift, regardless of the outcome. Gracious victor, or ass-kissing supplicant. It works either way.
Includes: Hand-blocked, custom-sized Montecristi Panama hat of supreme quality ($25,000 value), gift package materials, roundtrip postage for size test bands, personal consultation, express shipping & handling for hat. Recipient may choose any style — the hat will be woven to match.
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